i feel wrong, and it feels right. i'm at my best when i'm at my worst. right now, i'm at my worst. so, i'm at my best. there's a relief that comes from fucking up, being aware of fucking up, and then continuing to fuck up. to fuck. i used to write songs, but then i realized i couldn't sing. i used to write speeches, but then i realized i couldn't speak, which is why i'm speaking now.  hi. my name is ashley r.t. yergens. this is my dick that i don't have (referring to microphone). do you like my before and after? i was talking to this person on the street, and they were like, and i was like, and then they were like: it was just a mirror. i was totally flattered. i like illusions of vulnerability.